Friday, July 31, 2009

2day, the crazy boy wan 2 give birth baby in class.
he shout so loud n keep kick the chair .but he has a difficlt delivery baby. so we faster call the ambulans. but 2 bad, the ambulans say the idiot boy is not alow 2 go 2 their hospital. so no choice, he give birth in class, but when he give birth liao, then he suck back the baby. then he start give birth again. then cjy n ljj come 2 he;lp. at last he GUGUR

Thursday, July 30, 2009

haiz~i dun wan 2 quarrel wif u again juz be of something not reli important . wish u oso same, dun keep against me!pls lar~~pls..

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

那天,上公民节时,老师说她要发问问题,叫我们读。那个黄胤康以为自己很厉害,他没有读,只是一直到处戏弄别人。该死!老师叫到他的编号,他答不出...该死(可是为什么那么多人要帮他的?不明白咯。。)

Friday, July 24, 2009

“好人有好报”

今天,我の仇人终于得到报仇!增鸿被老师罚,元浩被老师骂,aunty siao 跌个四脚朝天!爽死我!我希望有一天那7大天王能够受到惩罚!
今天,上课时,那个#老师几够力下,居然罚我站。她跟我记住!记住她罚我!!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

watlao

2day, a bee fly in our classs. everyone shout lyk hell...then , the noob tan go n take his book n slpa the bee, then the bee die...haha

Monday, July 20, 2009

请你不要在诬赖我!你以为我是什么,你要绝交就绝交,要喝好就和好吗?做你的朋友真的很难!你又激讲我抢料你的朋友,等下又讲我抢你的~~, 你到底闹够了吗?你要我怎样做你才满意?我猜绝交是最好的选择......

Sunday, July 19, 2009

坏学生是对的!

不良少年是没错的,坏学生是对的!
(我们打架)是为了保护自己
(我们吊人)是为了不要给他们那么串,我们在帮他们妈妈教孩子
(我们骂老师)是为了要让老师知道自己错在哪里?!
(我们把头发留长)是因为要给理发的人休息
(我们染发)是因为要知道那种颜色配那种颜色
(我们逃学)是因为要让老师休息,不用那么辛苦,叫那么多学生
(我们不带书去学校)是为了我们的骨头!医生说背太重的东西对骨头不好
(我们骂学校的学长)是因为不要他们做自律老师的狗!我们是为他们好
(我们去校长室)是因为要陪校长和老师谈天,不用那么闷吗!
(我们飞摩托)是因为要给摩托公司和油站公司赚钱!如果公司没钱赚,国家就不会进步
(我们上网打机)是因为要吸出网上的知识
(我们晚上不回家睡觉)是因为太晚了,我们不想吵醒家人
(我们骂粗口)是因为要进行语言的交流
(我们吸烟)是因为要试下吸烟的味道,在告诉大家吸烟的坏处
(我们不温习功课)是因为要给脑有适当的休息吗!

所以,请大家支持我们这些坏学生,因为我们是超好的学生!

我们的“歌”

今天,我,靖譞,子健和jin hong 一起谈天(其实是吵架)!不只怎样谈到豆腐!然后,靖譞问jin hong 要不要吃婉娟的豆腐,jin hong 来不及回答使2,我又问他要不要吃婉娟做的豆腐,然后他说他要吃婉娟做的豆腐, 不要吃婉娟的豆腐, 然后我们便笑!然后,子健便说不知道什么歌星唱一首叫豆腐的歌,说着,他便唱起那首歌(那个歌已经改篇了!请注意!)

豆腐,豆腐,
这里有便宜的豆腐,
又嫩又滑的豆腐,
~~的豆腐,
~~做的豆腐!

我们听后,笑到要死!

Friday, July 17, 2009

没去上课

星期五那天,我没去上课,因为。。。。。。**告诉我一个很好笑の事-黄胤康被张老师罚,哈哈!!可是,有人因该很伤心吧?**!!可是我觉得是报应!!!因为他做过许多“好事”

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

wat the ~~~~

i hate it!!not oni me, i think hole 6e, or maybe hole school ppl hate it!!! this stupid idiot , burn it or wad, juz wan 2 distroy this idiot !!!

7shit become 8shit?

7shit become 8shit ? u all think is gud news or bad news?the new shit is tun shong hao, i think lar, but the 7 shit haven"T tell me got accept him not!!but i will give u guys answer very soon!!but , i wanna 2 cast a vote!!!o pls faster tell me u alll think tun shon hao suitable 2 become "shit"

Monday, July 13, 2009

活该!!

今天,真的是很快活!!哈哈!!!那黄胤康和文轩被老师吗,还差点被赶出去呢!!!而吴锦泉更加厉害,被老师打到不出声!!真の是天下喜事,这叫上得山多终遇虎!!!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

奇迹....

奇迹....今天,***骂人骂到那么大声!今天,有人骂那个神经老,因为他38! 今天,居然有人告诉我她爱黄胤康!! 今天,我发觉好像全班人都很变态,连我~~,今天,我居然功课在书包我都找不到!今天,思颖的性格好像和我认识的不一样!! 今天,大家都很奇怪,可能你们不发现,可是我却.....

Monday, July 6, 2009

很爽吗?很痛苦吗?

做中间人爽还是痛苦....以前,4年级时,我觉得做中间人满爽;现在做中间人有很大的压力,其实我本来跟你的友情都不是很好,我想交多一个朋友,可是她却是你讨厌的人,我只能暗地下和她相处!! 我很想告诉你我真的不想在你面前做戏,可是这不可能,我没这个勇气......

变态得要死

今天,上公民节时,我们班的人变态得要死。那个文轩和松浩一直讲那些废话,又一直“玩来玩去”,变态到,老师生气到要赶他们出去,因为他们废话太多。《好事来的

然后,不知道那个卓劲问老师什么问题,然后那个锦泉又说废话,然后被老师打。老师过后又讲到爱好,然后我就说老师的爱好是打人,然后那个死人头去跟老师讲,老师便说她那里有,然后锦泉去和老师顶嘴。(锦泉是废材)思颖和宇哲很变态,我们读那个道德课本,有一个人的爸爸重楼梯跌下来,思颖说他那条断料,我便说叫思颖的叶子去捐他那条给他!!

今天,我们班去种菜,一直被蚊子咬,不知会不会重dengi!

u all guess dao inn khang de g-f liao ?N THE LETTER IS RITE 4 WHO WAN D?

Friday, July 3, 2009

long time no see.I hope your exam are good but not better than mine!

guess who rote this letter? n rote this letter 2 who?( tips a boy to a gurl)

演戏

今天,我,靖譞,子健演~~~。我跟他们说他太丑了,我一定要送她一个parang刀,我怕她被人打。他们全部笑到要死酱....过后,我便去演~~~他们说我演到很像leh.......那个靖譞还要我演多一次,可是我不要,他就用~~~来威胁我,真的是~~,所以我就演lor...

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

so crazy

2day , jingxuan give me play a game... so abnormal game

below is the game...
  1. wad is ur name?
  2. u got sit car be4?
  3. ur lucky number (2-9)
  4. ur fav singer
  5. you got boy friend or girl friend(em.. juz friend ah)
  6. ur fav country
  7. wad transport u hate the most
  8. u quarrel with ur luver , u feel sad /heart break/comfortable
  9. where u will go 2 spent ur time
  10. ur fav star( actor or actress)
  11. ur enemie(boy/or gurl! but oni put 1! if u r gurl pls put boy name ;if u r boy pls put gurl name)
  12. how ur friend look lyk(handsome/pretty/ok)
  13. the animal tat u hate
  14. u got hair?
  15. ur fav number (2-200)
  16. wad do u feel now?(sweet, sour, spicy or bitter)
  17. did u hear radio be4
  18. u hate wad
  19. u hate wad job
  20. wad place u
  21. how u feel now?happy or sad
  22. u play computer be4
  23. u wan 2 listen wad from ur luver ? i luv u or i hate u?
  24. u luv 2 watch movie
  25. ur fav number (2-2000)
  26. the colour u hate (cannot put black , white, brown , yellow n orange)

remember 2 ready a papaer n pencil n rite down the answer.. i will tell u guys the answr 2morrow