2day, the crazy boy wan 2 give birth baby in class.
he shout so loud n keep kick the chair .but he has a difficlt delivery baby. so we faster call the ambulans. but 2 bad, the ambulans say the idiot boy is not alow 2 go 2 their hospital. so no choice, he give birth in class, but when he give birth liao, then he suck back the baby. then he start give birth again. then cjy n ljj come 2 he;lp. at last he GUGUR
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
watlao
2day, a bee fly in our classs. everyone shout lyk hell...then , the noob tan go n take his book n slpa the bee, then the bee die...haha
Monday, July 20, 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009
坏学生是对的!
不良少年是没错的,坏学生是对的!
(我们打架)是为了保护自己
(我们吊人)是为了不要给他们那么串,我们在帮他们妈妈教孩子
(我们骂老师)是为了要让老师知道自己错在哪里?!
(我们把头发留长)是因为要给理发的人休息
(我们染发)是因为要知道那种颜色配那种颜色
(我们逃学)是因为要让老师休息,不用那么辛苦,叫那么多学生
(我们不带书去学校)是为了我们的骨头!医生说背太重的东西对骨头不好
(我们骂学校的学长)是因为不要他们做自律老师的狗!我们是为他们好
(我们去校长室)是因为要陪校长和老师谈天,不用那么闷吗!
(我们飞摩托)是因为要给摩托公司和油站公司赚钱!如果公司没钱赚,国家就不会进步
(我们上网打机)是因为要吸出网上的知识
(我们晚上不回家睡觉)是因为太晚了,我们不想吵醒家人
(我们骂粗口)是因为要进行语言的交流
(我们吸烟)是因为要试下吸烟的味道,在告诉大家吸烟的坏处
(我们不温习功课)是因为要给脑有适当的休息吗!
所以,请大家支持我们这些坏学生,因为我们是超好的学生!
(我们打架)是为了保护自己
(我们吊人)是为了不要给他们那么串,我们在帮他们妈妈教孩子
(我们骂老师)是为了要让老师知道自己错在哪里?!
(我们把头发留长)是因为要给理发的人休息
(我们染发)是因为要知道那种颜色配那种颜色
(我们逃学)是因为要让老师休息,不用那么辛苦,叫那么多学生
(我们不带书去学校)是为了我们的骨头!医生说背太重的东西对骨头不好
(我们骂学校的学长)是因为不要他们做自律老师的狗!我们是为他们好
(我们去校长室)是因为要陪校长和老师谈天,不用那么闷吗!
(我们飞摩托)是因为要给摩托公司和油站公司赚钱!如果公司没钱赚,国家就不会进步
(我们上网打机)是因为要吸出网上的知识
(我们晚上不回家睡觉)是因为太晚了,我们不想吵醒家人
(我们骂粗口)是因为要进行语言的交流
(我们吸烟)是因为要试下吸烟的味道,在告诉大家吸烟的坏处
(我们不温习功课)是因为要给脑有适当的休息吗!
所以,请大家支持我们这些坏学生,因为我们是超好的学生!
我们的“歌”
今天,我,靖譞,子健和jin hong 一起谈天(其实是吵架)!不只怎样谈到豆腐!然后,靖譞问jin hong 要不要吃婉娟的豆腐,jin hong 来不及回答使2,我又问他要不要吃婉娟做的豆腐,然后他说他要吃婉娟做的豆腐, 不要吃婉娟的豆腐, 然后我们便笑!然后,子健便说不知道什么歌星唱一首叫豆腐的歌,说着,他便唱起那首歌(那个歌已经改篇了!请注意!)
豆腐,豆腐,
这里有便宜的豆腐,
又嫩又滑的豆腐,
~~的豆腐,
~~做的豆腐!
我们听后,笑到要死!
豆腐,豆腐,
这里有便宜的豆腐,
又嫩又滑的豆腐,
~~的豆腐,
~~做的豆腐!
我们听后,笑到要死!
Friday, July 17, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
wat the ~~~~
i hate it!!not oni me, i think hole 6e, or maybe hole school ppl hate it!!! this stupid idiot , burn it or wad, juz wan 2 distroy this idiot !!!
7shit become 8shit?
7shit become 8shit ? u all think is gud news or bad news?the new shit is tun shong hao, i think lar, but the 7 shit haven"T tell me got accept him not!!but i will give u guys answer very soon!!but , i wanna 2 cast a vote!!!o pls faster tell me u alll think tun shon hao suitable 2 become "shit"
Monday, July 13, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
奇迹....
奇迹....今天,***骂人骂到那么大声!今天,有人骂那个神经老,因为他38! 今天,居然有人告诉我她爱黄胤康!! 今天,我发觉好像全班人都很变态,连我~~,今天,我居然功课在书包我都找不到!今天,思颖的性格好像和我认识的不一样!! 今天,大家都很奇怪,可能你们不发现,可是我却.....
Monday, July 6, 2009
很爽吗?很痛苦吗?
做中间人爽还是痛苦....以前,4年级时,我觉得做中间人满爽;现在做中间人有很大的压力,其实我本来跟你的友情都不是很好,我想交多一个朋友,可是她却是你讨厌的人,我只能暗地下和她相处!! 我很想告诉你我真的不想在你面前做戏,可是这不可能,我没这个勇气......
变态得要死
今天,上公民节时,我们班的人变态得要死。那个文轩和松浩一直讲那些废话,又一直“玩来玩去”,变态到,老师生气到要赶他们出去,因为他们废话太多。《好事来的
然后,不知道那个卓劲问老师什么问题,然后那个锦泉又说废话,然后被老师打。老师过后又讲到爱好,然后我就说老师的爱好是打人,然后那个死人头去跟老师讲,老师便说她那里有,然后锦泉去和老师顶嘴。(锦泉是废材)思颖和宇哲很变态,我们读那个道德课本,有一个人的爸爸重楼梯跌下来,思颖说他那条断料,我便说叫思颖的叶子去捐他那条给他!!
今天,我们班去种菜,一直被蚊子咬,不知会不会重dengi!
u all guess dao inn khang de g-f liao ?N THE LETTER IS RITE 4 WHO WAN D?
然后,不知道那个卓劲问老师什么问题,然后那个锦泉又说废话,然后被老师打。老师过后又讲到爱好,然后我就说老师的爱好是打人,然后那个死人头去跟老师讲,老师便说她那里有,然后锦泉去和老师顶嘴。(锦泉是废材)思颖和宇哲很变态,我们读那个道德课本,有一个人的爸爸重楼梯跌下来,思颖说他那条断料,我便说叫思颖的叶子去捐他那条给他!!
今天,我们班去种菜,一直被蚊子咬,不知会不会重dengi!
u all guess dao inn khang de g-f liao ?N THE LETTER IS RITE 4 WHO WAN D?
Friday, July 3, 2009
演戏
今天,我,靖譞,子健演~~~。我跟他们说他太丑了,我一定要送她一个parang刀,我怕她被人打。他们全部笑到要死酱....过后,我便去演~~~他们说我演到很像leh.......那个靖譞还要我演多一次,可是我不要,他就用~~~来威胁我,真的是~~,所以我就演lor...
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
so crazy
2day , jingxuan give me play a game... so abnormal game
below is the game...
below is the game...
- wad is ur name?
- u got sit car be4?
- ur lucky number (2-9)
- ur fav singer
- you got boy friend or girl friend(em.. juz friend ah)
- ur fav country
- wad transport u hate the most
- u quarrel with ur luver , u feel sad /heart break/comfortable
- where u will go 2 spent ur time
- ur fav star( actor or actress)
- ur enemie(boy/or gurl! but oni put 1! if u r gurl pls put boy name ;if u r boy pls put gurl name)
- how ur friend look lyk(handsome/pretty/ok)
- the animal tat u hate
- u got hair?
- ur fav number (2-200)
- wad do u feel now?(sweet, sour, spicy or bitter)
- did u hear radio be4
- u hate wad
- u hate wad job
- wad place u
- how u feel now?happy or sad
- u play computer be4
- u wan 2 listen wad from ur luver ? i luv u or i hate u?
- u luv 2 watch movie
- ur fav number (2-2000)
- the colour u hate (cannot put black , white, brown , yellow n orange)
remember 2 ready a papaer n pencil n rite down the answer.. i will tell u guys the answr 2morrow
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